World's Greatest Flat Card

This fun card is perfect for any occasion and sure to get some laughs. Check all the boxes that apply to your recipient. You can even add your own options. Add a quick note on the backside and voila!
 
Options:
you
woman/wife/mama
man/husband/dad
kiddo
sis/bro
friend (forever)
neighbor
roommate
co-worker
boss
teacher
babysitter
partner in crime
spider killer
ninja
rockstar
shoulder
listener
hugger
belly laugher
inspiration
human being
farter
ATM
travel buddy
date
get $#!% doner
bad influence
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