Solemnly Swear Greeting Card

After being threatened multiple times by a friend about not letting her whiskers get out of control if anything ever happened to her, I decided it was time to make a card. Nothing says true friendship or love like promising to tend to a loved one's grooming.
 
Text:
I solemnly swear
that if you are ever in a coma and cannot perform these functions on your own,
I will:
_________ tweeze your eyebrows
_________ pluck your chin whiskers
_________ wax your mustache
_________ all of the above
 
(on back) signed ________ dated ________